Saturday, June 2, 2012

Rose Rant: Episode 3!


Chris Harrison calls the boys to the court yard and he  goes over the rules, again. Like he does every week…how dumb does he think the dudes/viewers are?!

Chris Date:

Chris got the first one on one of the week. 
I like to call him Connection Chris, he always talks about what a connection he has with Emily. 
 He is good looking but has borderline steve buscsemi eyes!! 

Chris is at the top of her list since night 1is what Emily says, so thats a good thing for him.

To get to their dinner, they climbed up the side of a building. You could tell Emily was getting really scared and who wouldn't be! It was getting windy and stormy. He was good and supportive and calm, he seemed like a protector, and stayed with her even though he probably could have climbed faster.  He was respectful and didn’t go in for a kiss, because it didn’t feel like the right time.

During their dinner chat, he mentions that he is 25, but he seems much older. She was thrilled with him after he said how mature and ready he was to settle down After dinner,  Luke Bryan performed for them. And Luke Bryan kind of actually looks like he could be a long lost southern brother to Chris.  He was respectful, asked her for a kiss, he got it! He got the first kiss!!   (and a couple.. scratch that SEVERAL more.) That’s usually the mark of a front runner!


Tony called his son, because he was really missing him.  I got choked up. Mostly because I love Tony. He is so cute.  SO cute. And partly because I can't imagine being away for such an extended time, and not really knowing how long you will be gone or if it will be worth it in the end. 


GROUP DATE:

She fibbed to Ryan and the boys about kissing Chris.. not that I would admit that to the guys if I was in her shoes.

They get to hang out with her friends on this date! The girls are interviewing the guys on this date. They are gonna be vicious, and I love it.

The guys are terrified! 

Here is a little bit  of a recap of what went down. 

Tony: dad, get points
Jef: dated a girl with 2 kids so he gets it and hes ready
Doug: dad, gets points
Ryan:doing pushups
Wolf: girlfriend said..oh I mean friend that’s a girl. Red flag, and the pause before the answer about cheating. 
Stevie… makes me hate him even more everytime I see him.
Sean, who came out of no where, I kind of forgot about him: cute, family oriented, faith is importantgave good answers!! Wendy loves him, Wendy should be a staple on the bachelorette, I love her. She is feisty. 


 After the interrogations, the guys have to wrangle a bunch of screaming kids. I have a child that I dearly love, and that looks like a nightmare. I can’t imagine how that would be if I never had a kid.

Doug, Tony, Jef, Sean are the stand outs with the kids. 

Clear who just says kids and who can actually handle it and back it up

Ryan is pretty..but manly . maybe did a bad thing. Basically said if she got fat, he would love her but not love on her. Bad MOVE.

Ryan is getting a little cocky, and a little bold. And he has potential to be the troublemaker, I did NOT see that coming. He was so sweet and great on the first date. 

Group date cocktail party: 

Emily wants to talk a little more to Sean and Doug.

 Sean won big with family talk. She was very impressed with him and his answers. 

Doug wanted to clarify to her that he was more than "dad Doug" and that that he wanted her to get to know who he was.  Doug  had a hard life. His mom left, Dad died. In and out of foster homes, getting separated from his siblings. She was so teary, as was I. She was impressed with how resilient and strong he is. 

Tony really misses his son, playing with the kids made him really miss his son more. He was talking to Emily about his son, tearing up. She says so many comforting and encouraging things, she has been there when she was on the Bachelor for Brad.  Emily, talks to him again, trying to comfort him, but she went back to her time with Brad, and said that if he really had understood what it was like to be a parent separated from their child, he would have sent her home if he didn’t know she was his girl. She basically said, " Im not totally into you, go home because I don’t see it going to the end and I would hate to keep you longer than this and put you through that. "  He went home..and I’m so sad…but it was the right thing. And Jef said what they all wanted to say.. we’re sad but its one less competitor.


 You can already sort of see her “type” ie: Chris, Ryan, Sean, Doug. She likes the big, super manly men.

  
Sean got the rose for the group date! 


Meanwhile back at the mansion

Kalon says he hopes Emily is interested enough to plan an over the top date for him and her, what a cocky SOB!  The date card comes and its for Arie, it says Arie, drive me wild, or something to that effect and then Kalon asks Arie, the race car driver, "can you drive a stick? " 

Hahaha. I cant believe Arie even justified that with an answer.


Arie Date

Date at Dollywood!!!

Arie and Emily explored Dollywood and rode rides. Then they went to a stage and tried to write a love song. 

And then, the curtains open anddddd: 

Dolly friggin Parton! Dolly Parton comes out and you can tell that Emily is in total shock. And Dolly Parton thinks its kind of funny and says sarcastically "Dolly Parton at Dollywood, who would have thought?"

Dolly wrote her a song and wanted girl talk with her.. I would have had the same (or bigger ) reaction as Emily did.  I love Dolly Parton. LOVE. I really think I would have died. OMG OMG OMG OMG. OMG . I would have just cried and been over the moon.  

Dolly Partons little video confessional speech about love everlasting made me teary. And she was singing "To the Moon and Back," which I have fond memories to those words and song. I was going nuts the whole time Dolly Parton was on, this show just totally redeemed itself for last weeks Muppet Mess. 

Arie and Emily at dinner have a chat. He last dated a girl with 2 kids. he was so close to his ex girlfriends kids, and it was really tough when they broke up.  They broke up because he wanted kids, she didn’t want more. He says he learned what it is to be ready for kids, and he is there, and he wants that.  He asks about the race car thing, and she says the race car thing is a non issue, she welcomes it.

She was freaking me out and played like she was gonna send him home… then SYKE! She was just kidding. You could totally tell he was crushed when he thought he was going home, I think he really likes her. 

He got not only a kiss, he got a make out sesh on a carousel! 

Arie is so cute and they are so adorable together. I am really liking Arie. 



Here is a highlight reel of what went down at the cocktail party: 

Kalon and Emily chatted, he took it personally that he didnt get a date.  He then tells her "I never had to share, so I don’t like this. " They talk about kids, he says he always thought his first child would be one of his own, and that this would not  be how he wrote it up as a kid." She was talking about kids, a hot button for her and then he said, "I love it when you talk,  but I love it if you would let me finish."  Okay, Kayne, what a D-BAG!!   Emily said she likes: Tall skinny and funny, but she will not tolerate tall skinny and condescending. 

 Egg man let go of shelly (the egg). ( Egg Man's name is  Travis ) Travis and Emily smashed the egg, which originally represented how he was going to care for her and her child. So what was smashing it symbolic of? 

Alessandro.... oh Alessandro. He says he doesn’t have kids experience.  And then goes on to say that kids and wife would be a compromise. Kids are a compromise?  Emily says that kids are not a compromise, but a bonus.  She asks if maybe he is mis-using a word and that it is a language issue, and maybe he downs' mean compromise.  He says firmly, no its not.  He is gone. And good riddance! What a jerk!   Sean also mentions that he told her friends that he cheated on an ex and that he had a one night stand, so he wasn't passing in the friend book anyway.

I love Emily and how cut throat she is.  If she doesn’t like someone, they are gone and they are gone that instant. 


She was very upset from the night she had (Kalon and his attitude, Alessandro and his compromise issues). Arie notices that she is upset and goes to comfort her, and she kissed Arie at the cocktail party, in front of all the guys. Bold move! She must really be into Arie to kiss him at the rose ceremony cocktail party! Ryan is not happy with the kiss and says that Arie is dainty and not the many man Emily needs/wants. Arie and Ryan have the same hair, and Ryan definitely does some beard-scaping, so thats the pot calling the kettle black. 


Sean and Emily talk some more and he tells her that his Dad has shown him his whole life how to be a great man and a perfect dad. He said, that Ricki would be his daughter, and he would never think otherwise. She was so reassured, she made out with him!


So now the kiss count is Chris, Arie and Sean. 

On to the Rose Ceremony: 


Rose Roundup: 

 Alessandro is gone, Tony is gone, Stevie is gone (finally!)


Who made the cut: 

Jef
Charlie
Doug
Michael
Travis
Alejandro
Ryan
John
Kalon
Nate


They showed the preview of what is going down this Monday and I can't wait. Now that the numbers are coming down, things are gonna start getting a little crazy and I love it! 


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